Sunday, May 25, 2008

MICE ARE FOR HOBOS.


I HATE MICE. GET THEM OUT OF HERE. OR I WILL PERSONALLY CALL THE EXTERMINATOR SO MY LIFE IS NO LONGER ON THE LINE. DOES ANYONE WANT TO SEE THEIR 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER EATEN BY MICE. THATS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT, REALLY. LETS GET THESE VERMINS OUT. OUT. OUT. I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS ANYMORE. USUALLY WHEN I THINK OF A MOUSE OR SEE ONE, I THINK OF A HOBO. AND I AM NOT A HOBO LAST TIME I CHECKED. I HAVE A HOME. SO I AM NOT A HOBO. SO I SHOULD NOT BE SEEING THESE MICE. WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE SNEAKING INTO OTHER PEOPLES HOUSES? THOSE LITTLE THIEVES. THEY NEED TO BE EXECUTED FROM THE EARTH SO NO ONE HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR. I FINALLY FOUND A SOLUTION, WE WON'T LEAVE OUR HOUSE. THEY OBVIOUSLY GET IN FROM OPEN DOORS, SO LETS JUST NOT LEAVE OUR HOUSE ANYMORE. ITS A PLAN THEN. GOODBYE MICE. HELLO PEACE.

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